Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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