Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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