So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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