Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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