I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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