I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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