How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
is wine microwaveable?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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