You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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