i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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