You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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