Don't make out with my wife yet
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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