U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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