It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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