Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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