READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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