So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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