You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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