If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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