I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
