Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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