Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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