let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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