So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Randomize