whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Randomize
