He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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