There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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