Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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