she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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