I think I died a long time ago.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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