If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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