Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty