That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?