I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.