so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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