Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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