then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i will never coherently bang her
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
