i may or may not be watching the land before time
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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