It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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