You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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