can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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