Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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