STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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