Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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