I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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