Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Barsexuality is the new black.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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