oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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