No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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