Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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