Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
This baby is an asshole
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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