i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My bed smells like the plague
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