the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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