We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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