real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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