I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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