Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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