OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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