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So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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