I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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