If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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