it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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